The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I queefed so loud it echoed.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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