Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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