How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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