at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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