super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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