If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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