If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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