I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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