youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
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I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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