i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
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You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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