so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
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There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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