I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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