worst night to have a conscience
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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