I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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