Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
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why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.