needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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