I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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