I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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