it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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