Christians are straight up FREAKS
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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