i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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