yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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