My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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