I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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