I murdered the dance floor call the cops
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
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You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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