dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
this boner is exhausting
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
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i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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