Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.