We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head