you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"