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I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support

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(313): I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support http://tfl.nu/by3u

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we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.

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(541): we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off. http://tfl.nu/ziys

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well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face

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(651): well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face http://tfl.nu/bl8e

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you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp

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(513): you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp http://tfl.nu/1q8y

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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.

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(310): I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit. http://tfl.nu/d25i

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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.

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(608): your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places. http://tfl.nu/fel2

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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.

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(773): he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex. http://tfl.nu/ci3t

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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?

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(614): Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right? http://tfl.nu/mfqu

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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.

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(603): Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear. http://tfl.nu/x2nz

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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you

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I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.

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(561): I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you (860): I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this. http://tfl.nu/r7r6

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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.

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(610): So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house. http://tfl.nu/bt1m

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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.

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(224): Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time. http://tfl.nu/eicx

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(616): View more from Michigan

time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?

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we need a secret handshake

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(616): time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night? (1-616): we need a secret handshake http://tfl.nu/i0zy

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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.

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(307): I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire. http://tfl.nu/z5bx

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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.

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(309): All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk. http://tfl.nu/b2p3

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