sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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