Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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