I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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