Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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