garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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