i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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