I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Farmville is her only friend.
nutella sex= disaster
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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