I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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