Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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