69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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