so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I think I sprained my soul last night
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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