next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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