the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize