You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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