Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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