And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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