I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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