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i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
it glows. i had to have it.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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