the new term for farting is butt boxing.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
