I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
