my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
is wine microwaveable?
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and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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