Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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