im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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