Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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