It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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