I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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