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I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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